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or Out the Door: http://www.gameadicted.com/play/the-sniper
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Least we forget
Just Follow the Instructions, 2, 3,
Dont Need Introductions, you'll see
and thank God you dug
these nuggets for FREE.
Or Be a Guitar Hero without spending a Dime,
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Saddam Hussein
(Circle I Limbo) looking Endlessly for a Decent Chocolate Covered Scorpion and Can only find Jack Shit on a Styx
ABC
(Circle II) Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind with your Testicles staked to the ground with Music by Green Day playing endlessly over loudspeakers
Osama bin Laden
(Circle III) Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Plus forced to watch Seseme Street continually
cBS
(Circle IV) Rolling Weights Crush your balls over and over again. If you are Female the stench of decomposing Testicle Mulch is punishment enough.
CNN
(Circle V) Stuck in Sewage from San Quintin, Mangled and forced to drink weak cool aid.
(Up River Styx without a Paddle) Also Known as Shit Creek, it has recently been renamed as the river of lost condoms
Democrats
(Circle VI) Buried for Eternity upside down in Donkey Shit with Demons slapping your Ass with the Paddle you should have had at the River Styx.
(River Phlegyas) This is the River of Phlegm and Greenie Lungers.
OBAMA
(Circle VII) Burning Sands at Jones Beach Brooklyn. Everyone Knows you and everyone hates you and you are are stuck with Michelle (_Who_also_Hates_you_).
Hillery Clinton
(Circle IIX) Immersed in Bloody Dysentery and stuck with Janet Reno
Bill Clinton
Circle IX Frozen in Sewage Ice and forced to listen to his own Lies for eternity
We Got Yo' Smoney......!
We Spendin Yo' Smoney......!
We Print-in Mo' Smoney.........!
Yes, and you Dumb-Asses let them get away Scot Free.
Now Go hang out at with your fellow Chumps at WWW.UrASSgotPlayedByObamaCrew.Org
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